Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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