i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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