Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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