did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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