You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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