I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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