I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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