I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This is my gift to your gina
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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