i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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