I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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