You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My feet surprised me
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