We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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