it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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