just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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