Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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