hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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