OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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