this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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