Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Can I color on your dick again?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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