Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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