Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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