He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
that is very illegal...i love you.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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