I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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