you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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