I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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