So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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