Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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