On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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