Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she smelled like a LAN party
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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