He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I party with great urgency now.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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