I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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