Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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