is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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