I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
