Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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