He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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