okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
