If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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