He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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