Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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