Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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