Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
