It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Randomize
