people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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