Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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