So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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