so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
