Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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