seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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