Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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