So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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